Boom

My fascination with kids goes way back. As a baby, my little brother used to say the funniest things, which made me pay more attention to how children perceive all kinds of odd situations.

My latest encounter was in the Bloomingdales bathroom at Roosevelt Field Mall. Crowded bathroom, I finally get into the stall, and all the sudden someone farts. Not like one of those innocent little farts, no. This was the fucking King Kong of all farts.
Pretty much, the whole bathroom gets quiet and by this time even I'm feeling sorry for the person that created that bomb. In the middle of silence, this little kid screams:

"BOOM! JUST LIKE DADDY DOES!"

The whole bathroom, including myself, started hysterically laughing. All in all it really brightened up my day, and I thought I'd share this in hopes that it makes yours a little bit better too.

Cheers to kids, who always know exactly what to say.